NOT:Blushes Cafe, 52 Kings Road Chelsea

Chi-chi Chelsea is definitely not a place to find somewhere cheap for dinner. This throwback-from-the-early-90s cafe was NOT cheap but still nasty, god knows how it's lasted on Kings Road. Our experience involved twenty minutes to get 3 diet cokes (diet pepsis in fact), a completely elasticised burger patty (for £13!), penne drowning in creamy tomato sauce and a dodgy soundtrack of Genuwine and Montell Jordan.