NOT: Selfridges Oyster Bar, Oxford Street

French champagne - tick. Large freshly shucked oysters - tick. Swanky department store - tick. But unfortunately that wasn't enough for me because the Oyster Bar is in the food hall of Selfridges, a stressful madhouse of shoppers. Not the relaxing luxurious place you want to be sipping your glass of Laurent-Perrier (from 10 - 15 pounds!).