HOT: Paris je t'aime, Odeon Whiteleys Bayswater

I was stoked to have scored free tickets to "Paris, je t'aime", a gorgeous series of short films flicking through the neighbourhoods of Paris watching love begin, grow, rekindle and become lost. The experience was marred by our run in with some fat bitches who death-stared us as we shuffled past them to our seats, screamed when I accidentally stepped on one of their (fat) feet, then left midway through muttering 'I can't sit next to them, I don't want to sit next to them, they smell.' Did I mention that Caroline and I are Asian?